I never knew one word in the English language that
can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition:
"UP"
Be sure to read until the end... You'll laugh.
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter
word,
and that word is 'UP.'
It is listed in the dictionary as an
[adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP,
meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when
we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election
and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends, brighten UP a
room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and fix UP the
old car.
At other times, this little word has
real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets,
work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing
but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is
stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning, but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the
word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP
almost
1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty
definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might
try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will
take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP. When
it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile,
things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP,
for now . . ...
My time is UP!
Oh . . . one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning and
the last thing you do at night?
U
P!
Did that one crack you UP?
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in
your address book . . . Or not . . .
It's UP to you.
Now I'll shut UP!
So cheer UP and get in bright spirits to do your best at school the following days!!!
Good Luck!!!
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